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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:42 am

Math Genius
isang araw nagtanong ang teacher sa kanyang mga estudyante....

Teacher-kung may anak akong lima sa una kong asawa at lima ulit ang anank ko sa pangalwa kong aswa....ano ang tawag ninyo sa akin


Estudyante-may taglay po kayong kalandian ma'm....
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:33 pm

:::PUGAD BABOY 14 : PG. 45-AMBOY:::

TOMAS : nakapunta na si Steve sa tate(usa) kaya hindi na sya marunong magtagalog

BROSIA : owss??talaga??

BROSIA : listo ka teban,sisipain kita sa itlog

STEVE : igs??(habang nakaharang sa kanyang harhar)

BROSIA : hindi marunong magtagalog??lokohin mo lelan mo..

:::hehe:::

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:::PUGAD BABOY 14 : PG. 47- TINY:::


TINY : hindi ko lubus maisip kung paanong hindi tumataba si TYRA BANKS gayong kain sya ng kain

KATABING BADING : bakit kailangang kainin ng black widow spider ang kanyang mister gayong pwede syang kumain ng ibang gagamba? bakit kulay asul ang dagat gayong wala itong kulay pag nilagay sa timba??

(biglang pasok si bob)

KATABING BADING : bakit maliit ang daliri ni bab,samantalang malaki ang ilong nya??(Sabay bukas ng radio)

BAB : (pasigaw na sinabi) bakit mataray ang mga bading,gayong hindi sila nireregla??

(napakalakas ng radio kaya may palusot ang dalawa at kunyaring hindi naririnig ang sinasabi ni bab)

KATABING BADING : watcha sayin??
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:15 pm

Nakakasalat
Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:36 pm

Q: sinong superhero ang pilay?
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A: si professor x!


Q: anong bansa ang magaling sa basketball?
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A: jordan!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:57 am

UGLY
From a nonpinoy.

There were these 3 Filipino girls, and they were the ugliest Filipino girls ever. They finally got so tired of being ugly that they decide to go to the doctor's for help. The doctor looks at them and says, Well, this is a tough one, but this is what you have to do jump into a river and say the name of someone you think is beautiful and you will look exactly like that person.

So the first one goes and says Britney Spears and when she gets out of the water she looked just like Britney Spears.

Then the second one went and she said Alyssa Milano and became Alyssa Milano.

Then came the third one... When she jumped into the river being so terrified of swimming said AY TAE means shit
lol! lol! lol! lol!

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