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PostSubject: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:36 am

What's ur joke?..share nman kayu..para masaya ang forumzz!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:36 am

may tatlo akong joke... confused

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:13 am

Razz hello.. papost lang po.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:44 am

LADY: Dok, nag-a-alalai ako sa kapatid ko.
Dati kasi kinakausap niya ang sarili niya!
Pero ngayon, hindi na niya ginagawa yun!

DOK: Aba eh di mabuti! Senyales yun na gumagaling
na siya. Eh ano daw ang dahilan at di na niya
kinakausap ang sarili niya?

LADY: Kasi magkagalit daw sila ngayon eh!!

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" Sa New Year, wak ikaw suot ng Polka Dots, kasi Sign lang ito ng barya! Ikaw suot RECTANGLEpara SYMBOL ng TSEKE... pero wak ikaw tatalon para hini siya talbog!! Okey? "

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mong BABAE na mukha siyang LALAKI... ng hindi siya masasaktan?

Eh di ganito sabihin mo... Uy ang kyut-kyut mo naman! Kamukhang-kamukha ka ng DADDY MO!!

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na ayaw mo na
siyang kausap.... ng hindi siya maghihinanakit?

Ganito sabihin mo... O sige pare! Lakad nako,
text-text na lang ha?

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Paano mo naman sasabihin sa classmate mo na
BUNGI-BUNGI ang ngipin niya.... ng hindi siya
magagalit?

Ganito lang: Wow classmate! ang ganda naman ng
ngipin mo! Para silang nag-e-exam.... one seat apart!

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na MAASIM ang
amoy niya.... ng di niya daramdamin?

Ganito: Bestfriend, may dugong bughaw ka ba?
Siguro anak ka ni Datu Puti ano? Halata kasi sa
amoy mo eh!

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na may LIBAG
siya sa leeg... ng hindi siya mapapahiya?

GANITO: Wow, ang ganda naman ng suot mong
necklace, Black Gold!!

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INDAY: Dok, masakit na masakit po ang tiyan ko...Ano po
ba mabuting gamot dito?

DOK: Kelan pa ba nagsimula yan?

INDAY: Simula lang po nung kumain ako ng talaba!

DOK: Baka naman sira yung nakain mo? Nang buksan mo ba
yung talaba eh wala kang naamoy na mabaho?

INDAY: Binubuksan po ba yun?

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KID-1: Alam mo bang ang galing-galing ng tatay ko?
Maniniwala ka ba na yung mga taong lumpo eh
napapalakad niya!

KID-2: Mas magaling ang tatay ko! Kasi yung mga taong
nakakalakad.... nilulumpo niya!

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WALDO: Pare, ano gagawin mo kapag may naka-usap kang
tao na mukhang PUWIT?

GERRY: Eh di bibigyan ko ng brief at i-u-upo ko yung
mukha niya sa silya, para marelax siya.
Aba! mahirap yatang makipag-usap sa nakatuwad noh!!
Eh kung ma-ututan ka non!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:20 pm

lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:25 am

bwahahaha

nice jokes!

cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:20 am

class clown yata si ino...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:23 am

sympre, ino yamanaka to! imbes na pilya, maganda pa. aaaawwwwwwwwww!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:20 pm

hehe... farao
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:47 pm

ahihihi..! katuwa ka naman ino.. cheers cheers queen

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:12 pm

oi, isa lang joke ko...peru msya!!!

Tatay: Anak, bili mo nga akong softdrink.
Anak:Coke o Sprite?
T:Coke
A:Regular, small?
T:Regular
A:In can, bote?
T: Bote... Hoy! Bibili k b?Bat ka tanung ng tanung?
A:OO, anu nga bang bibilhin ko?
T: AHHHHH!!!!!!!LAGOT KA SAKIN!

Very Happy Smile Surprised Laughing Razz Rolling Eyes Wink Neutral What a Face cyclops clown pirat tongue rabbit cheers Basketball bom drunken sunny santa rendeer flower lol! lol! lol!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! farao
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:37 am

eto ok to para sa kabataan...........

Mom - Anak, mag-ingat ka sa daan pagpasok sa eskwela.
Child - Opo, Nay!
Mom - Pag may nakita kang sasakyan sa daan, tumabi ka.
Child - Opo, Nay!
Mom - Di ka naman yata nakikinig. Ano nga ba ang bilin ko sa iyo?
Child - Pag may nakita po akong sasakyan sa daan, tatabihan ko po

yung sasakyan

2nd=
Weak in math
Badong - Mayaman na tayo, marami tayong nakulimbat sa bangko.
Bitoy - Magkano ang nahold-up natin?
Badong - Mahina ako sa math, alamin na lang natin sa TV Patrol bukas

3rd=
Beautiful
Teacher - Use the word "beautiful" in a sentence?
Student - "My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?"
Teacher - Thank you, it's very flattering. Now, translate it in Tagalog.
Student - "Ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba? lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:39 am

nung umaga:

nanay: hoy junior!! ang bata bata mo pa nanliligaw ka na!!!

nung hapon:

nanay: hoy junior!! ang tanda tanda mo na naglalaro ka pa ng jolens!

un eh!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:41 am

tinga at kulangot nag uusap:

tinga: hoy kulangot anong ginagawa mo dito?????


lol! lol!

eeeeeeeewwww!! cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:28 pm

eto galing sa pinsan ko na jokes.............. lol! lol! Uri Ng Palautot
Apat na Uri ng Palautot…

MAPAGKUNWARI: Uutot nang tahimik at aastang inosente.

MAHIYAIN: Uutot nang mahina at ngingiti.

MAYABANG: Uutot nang malakas at tatawa nang malakas habang nagyayabang.

MALAS: Susubukang umutot pero tae ang lalabas.
lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:29 pm

BRUNO: anu yang nasa papel na yan?
PEDRO: ah, listahan ng mga takot sakin.
B: abay loko ka! bat andito pangalan koh?!
P: bakit?! lalaban ka?!
B: Oo!!
P: Eh di erase, pwede naman eh.. Smile

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DAD: gabi na! bakit ngayon ka lang umuwi?!
ANAK: dad, not now.. im tired! dami projects, dami events sa skul, nagmeeting pa with dean..
DAD: magtigil kah! kinder ka pa lang! ambisyosa!!tongue

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TEACHER: juan, f der wer 5 birds sitting on the fence, and u shot 1 with ur gun, how many will be left?
JUAN: none, because the rest will fly away.. Very Happy
TEACHER: The answer is 4, but i like the way you're thinking..

JUAN: i have a question for you maam..Der r 3 women n the ice cream shop, 1 was licking her ice cone, 2nd was biting her cone, and the 3rd was sucking her cone, which one is married..?
TEACHER: I guess the one sucking the cone..
JUAN: No, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you're thinking.. Razz Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:49 pm

halo halo

a great example of globalization: princess Diana, a Welsh princess with an Egyptian fiancé, crashed in a French tunnel while riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, chased by Italian paparazzis on Japanese big bikes. An American doctor tried to save them using Brazilian meds. This message was made by a Filipino on a Finnish Nokia phone smuggled from China by a Pakistani based in Quiapo.

FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class

MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly?
MR: uhm.. both..
MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!! .hehehe

DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.

TEACHER: ano ang pambansang ibon?
BOY: chicken?
TEACHER: hindi! kulay brown ito!
BOY: fried chicken!
TEACHER: hindi! mas maliit ito sa chicken.
BOY: knorr chicken cubes!
lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:01 pm


EHEM....
Sa Loob ng Room....

Sir: Bata anong pangalan mo???
Bata: Sir, Lucky T. Tiño po...

Tinawagan ng isang american businessman ang kanyang katulong nsa pilipina sa kanyang Mansyon.

Sinagot ng katulong ang tawag ng boss pero baliktad ang pagkakahawak sa telepono. nasa bunganga ang earpeace at nsa tenga ang mouthpiece.

Among Kano: Hello inday can you hear me
Inday: Hello!!! Hello!!!
Among Kano: invert the phone

Binaliktad ni inday ang kanyang sinabi

Inday: olleH!!! olleH!!!
Among Kano: no! invert the phone
Inday: NOPELET NOPELET

What is love?
LOVE is an intention,that goes with affection, with the intent of injection and ejection,
done in the midsection, in a nice position, during a private session.

KAINAN NA!!!
Anak: Tays! Kains na tayos!!!
Tatay: Gago!!! Tigilan mo ang kakalagay ng "s" sa salita mo!!! Ano ba ulam?
Anak: Inigang na bangu na may ibuya at kamati... hmmm... arap ng abaw!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:37 pm

in love
Pare1 : Pare bakit ang tanda mo na wala ka pa din GF? wala ka bang napupusuan?

Pare2 : Pare manhid ka lang,,manhid ka lang!!
lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:25 am


Teresa: Anton mahal na mahal na mahal na mahal
Anton:mo ako?
Teresa: tanga ang pamasahe mahal na

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:35 am

isang araw. may dalawang banyong magkatabi. CR for girls and CR for boys. dun sa CR for boys. may pumasok na foreigner na americans, tapos sa CR ng girls na isang pilipinang dalaga.


hanggang sa naligo na sila... tapos nung naliligo si bigla siyang napuwing at nalagyan ng sabon at mata at hindi makakita at nawala pa ang tubig... kaya napasigaw siya. tubiG! TUBIG! TUBIG!!

bigla na lang narinig to ng foreigner sa CR ng boys. kaya pumasok siya sa CR ng girls at nakita niya si pinay na hubo't hubad sumisigaw ng "TUBIG TUBIG TUBIG"


biglang sinigaw rin nung foreigner...


"NO!! NOOOO! NOOO!!! TOOOOO SMALLL TOO SMALL!!"


(korni noh! toinkz)

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:50 am

The Exam

Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!
Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:53 pm

ang kokorni naman ng jokes niyo! cyclops joke lang... ito akin ulit


"kuba"


Kuba: Pedro... Tinukso nila akong kuba. Mag-aaral nga ko ng karate.

(5 months later)

Pedro: Galing mong mag-karate. Tinatawag ka pa rin ba nilang kuba?

Kuba: Hindi na! Ninja Turtle!

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PostSubject: MAYAMAN NA!   Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:00 pm

Anak: Yehey! Nay, mayaman na tayo.
Inay:Ha? Bakit?
Anak: Heto po ang Itay, naririto sa diyaryo! at ang nakasulat ay P100,000. Dead or Alive!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!ahahahahaha......   Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:05 am

..haha..
..nice one..
..ang cute ng jokes niu..
..lalu na yung "what is love" at "ninja turtles"..
..apir..
..tu naman oh..

* MATANDA NA PU AKO! *
anak : nay,kelan pu ba aku mgbabra??
nanay : ewan..
anak : nay 15 y.o na pu ako..
nanay : tumigil ka nga jose baka masapak kita..
awts..

mgsyota nasa kwartu..

gf : itali mu ku at gawin mu ang gustu mung gawin..
(itinali ni bf si gf at umupo...







at nag dota)
..yebah..

medyu green tung susunud..xp

*HIDE AND SEEK*

gf : hide n seek tayu..pag nahanap mu ku payag aku makipag sex sayu..

bf : panu kung ndi kita mahanap??

gf : wag ka magalala nasa likud lang aku ng piano..
..AYAW PA, GUSTU RIN..

* WHAT TIME NHA OH!!*

gf : uy!anu ba?? what time na??dadarating na sila daddy..

bf : anu naman??wala na tayung ginagawang masama ah..

gf : kaya nga.. kung may gagawin ka gawin mu na..

..haizt..kalibugan ng buwan..
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